"These prophesies were found on a number of ancient tablets spread over the world.
Locations include Egypt (Circa 120AD), Mexico (Aztec Origin) and Babylonia. There were a small number of prophesies lost in translation, but these are the ones historians are sure about. We have only included the texts found in all 3 locations and translated them from their respective languages to English.
- The day of his birth shall be one-hundred-ninety-nine years after the birth of a tyrants grandfather.
- By his 20th year he will have lost all grandparents.
And the big one.
-The sabbath by which he has not destroyed or damaged an object for seven days will mark the begining of judgement day."
Wait... but... I break at least one thing a week... and I was born... 199 years to the day after Hitlers grandfather...
Don't worry, I'll break something the day I die, so you'll have at least a week to prepare!
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